Dirty Pickup lines

• Are you my basement? Because I wanna a fill you with Kids.

• I am like Rubic Cube the more you play with the more Harder I get.

• I am like roller coaster because the faster I go the you scream.

• Are you an elevator? Because I wanna go up and down with you.

• If you left leg is Saturn and right leg is Neptune, Can I come visit Uranus?

• Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.

• If you meet me in Monsoon, I can make you mom soon.

• Are you a Piano? Because when I play you with my fingers you make beautiful noises.

• I know your favorite color isn't yellow but I am gonna make you yell "ohh".

• Roses are red, Lemons are sour spread your legs give me an hour.

• I am like firefighter, I find them Hot and leave them Wet.

• I love your vibe, Could I be your Vibe rator.

• Be My homework, Then I will do it whole night.

• I have got the buns, Have you got the Hotdog.

• Your face is like a wrench; every time I look at it, my balls tighten up.

• You are not beautiful wanna know why? Because beauty is on the side and I haven't been inside yet.

• Roses are Great Violets are Fine I will be your 6, You will be my 9.

• You wanna play shark attack? Its where I eat you and you scream.

• I am not the CEO. but there are so many positions I'll love to put you in.

• Do you have the most beautiful door, then I have the most strangest key to open it.

• I respect feminist, because I like girls always on top.

• Toss me your Keys so I can drive your crazy.

• My shoulders are always for you whether Its to cry on or Put your legs on.

• Let's do math I want to divide your legs use my LOGritham to multiply.

• Are you KFC? Because you are finger licking good.

• I am an Artist and you are a piece of art so let me pin you against the walls.

• Are you an exam paper? So Why I do I forget everything when I see you.

• You might so tired from running through my mind all night.

• I am using  my hand and thinking about you.

• They say beauty is inside and I haven't been inside yet.

• Choose one, say my name or moan it? Note: I can only ace the second one.

• Are your Abraham Lincoln? Because you are causing a uprising down south.

• Are you a Art? Because I want to stare you all the time.

• You are so hot My zipper is falling for you.

• Are you Keyboard? Because you are my type.

• Why Spend money on bra When I could hold yours.

• Did you know I am a soccer player I can put u in 11 positions in 90 minutes.

• Are you a microwave? I only want to put it in for 2 minutes.

• Are you a Chocolate? Because I wanna unwrap and eat you.

• I am good at working out cramps but I might leave your sheets red and damp.

• Are you a Cave? because I wanna light up and discover you inside.

• Lets do maths add the beds subtract your clothes divide your legs and we'll multiply.

• Do you like Minecraft? Because I can make your bedrock.

• I wanna make it clap when I get behind you.

• They talk about X and Y but they don't talk about U and I.

• I believe in Action so I'll pass the question.

• They say reading a book is good for your mind so spread your legs and let me read you.

• Can I use my fingers on You? the way I use them on Piano.

• Roses are Red, Stems are Green, I can't wait for you turn 18.

• Are you a Homework? Because I wanna put you on the table and do you all night. 

• Are you Guitar? Because I wanna hold you by your neck and play with you until you make beautiful noises.

• Love is the name, Sex is the game use the name play the game.

• Can I help you loosen your belt? It looks really tight.

• I don't like biology but I like practical.

• F_ck is incomplete without u.

• We were born without clothes! Let's go back to the old days.

• Everything is tasteless except your lips.

• I have milk you have banana lets make banana shake.

• Don't laugh I will turn your hahahaha in reverse.

• Are you airport because I wanna land my airplane between your legs.

• I love my bed but would love to be in yours

• Looked up looked down you are my queen where is your crown.

• I am not a ghost but I can make scream all night.

• I think you are my clothes because you saw all my body.

• Are you cream biscuit because I want to separate you and lick the middle part.

• I have 10 fingers can I use 2 fingers to you.

• My key can open your door can give me your lock?

• Your version is so good so lets make mini version of you.

• Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I want s’more.

• Hey Sexy come in my taxy I wanna launch my rocket in  your galaxy.

• Let's play house. You can be the door; then I can slam you all I want.

• You like baby's and I like the process.

• Can you be my lip gloss because I wanna taste you everyday.

• Are you a fruit basket? because I wanna my banana inside you.

• I will never play hide and seek with you because finding a person like you is impossible.

• You wanna be nothing? because nothing lasts forever.

• I am the Pen you are Highlighter, I draw my future you make it Brighter.

• Are you my Dad's belt? because you hit different.

• Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.

• Kissing is a universal language, want to start conversation.

• Your hand looks heavy, May I hold it for you.

• No Pen and Paper, You still draw my attention.

• I need Vitamin U.

• Are you an Ice cream? Because I could make scream and cream.

• Is your dad a Terrorist? Because You look like Bomb.

• Are you Magician? Because whenever I see you everyone disappears.

• I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

• Money can't buy Happiness that's why need you.

• Are you suicide? Because I have been thinking about you a lot.

• My back seat is Empty, Do you want to help me to fill it.

• All pickup lines are already picked, Can I pick you.

• Let me tie your shoes, I don't want you falling for anyone else.

• Can you borrow me a Kiss? I swear I'll give it back.

• Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like to mash you and make that cherry blossom boom.

• I love it Wet, Juicy and in a red Color. sometimes it get's hand sticky, but I don't mind. Watermelon is Amazing.

• Excuse me Do you have Name? or Can I just call you Mine.

• Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I am feeling a Connection.

• Do you have pulse? Because you are making my heart race.

• Are you a Camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.

• Do you have a Library Card? Because I want to check you out.

• Do you have Spare Heart? Because mine is already taken by you.

• The size, warmth, and beauty of your grin are practically on par with mine.

• 'Is you name is Amazon? Because you are the prime example of Perfection.

• I am not a Spiderman, But still I can shoot you white stuff.

• Why to look up to the Moon, When I got something prettier right beside me.

• Roses are Red, Sun gives off Heat, If your legs are tired use my face as Seat.

• Do you go to church often? Because you're gonna, be on your knees tonight.

• Why should I drop Pick lines when I can drop you on my Bed.

• You can fall from the Tree, You can fall from the Sky but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me.

• Your Eyes are Pretty, Wait that's just my reflection.

• For some reason, I was feeling little off today but when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

• Be my Moon I will be your son, So when I go down You can go up.

• If I would be a judge I would sentence to my Bed.

• You must definitely be a Cat woman!! Because after seeing you my Dark Knight rises.

• I heard tongue is the strongest Muscle, You wanna wrestle.

• Do you believe in love at first sight or Should I come again.

• You don't need to cut your Nail's, You can use mind whenever you want.'

• If you ever feel sad my shoulders are always their to keep your head on.

• I can't make water into mine, But I can make you into mine.

• Of all beautiful curves in your body your smile is my favorite.

• I want to see you in Brazil but without zil.

• Excuse me What time is it? Mine just stopping looking at you.

• It just me or did the moon get brighter when you walked by.

• I am not a Photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

• Don't forget my Name, Because you will be screaming it tonight.

• Are you a bowling ball? Because I wanna put my three fingers inside you.

• Are you a Marshmallow? Because you are white and puffy and I wanna put stick inside you.

• You Know why It's hot outside? Because of you.

• Hey I am a Pianist, You look like piano and pianist finger piano.

• Do you know how to stop, drop, and roll? Because baby, you’re on fire.

• If your legs were automatic doors I bet they slide open.

• It's miracle Galileo never found you, If he did he would say the universe revolve around you.

• Can I be the reason of keeping long nails of your middle finger.

• What you use pickup lines while I can just pin you down.

• Are you paring ticket? Because you have got fine written all over you.

• I don't know why astronaut go to space to see the world, I see mine when I see you.

• Are you a Monster? Because you scare me and I just wanna go home.

• Every moment with you feels like a beautiful dream, Will make it to Reality.

• There will be only 7 Planets, When I am done with Uranus.

• Did the sun just come out or Did you smile at me.

• They say good things come in small box, Can I come in your small Box.

• Roses are Red, Violets are Blue My Bed has room for two.

• I will love you until some years, and I will love another girl and she call you mom.

• You are like old Wine, Will you be Mine.

• Pizza is the second thing I love to eat on the bed.

• Hey girl can you pinch me? Because you are looking damn cute, I think I am dreaming.

• I seem to have lost my phone number, Can I have Yours.

• Are you a Astronaut? Because to me, you are out of this world.

• Damn, If Being sexy was a crime, You would be guilty as Charged.

• Do you Know What's today's Menu? It Me and U.

• Can you take a Picture with ,me? I want to prove my friends that Angels are Real.

• You are my Honey and I am the Bee.

• Are you a WiFi? Because I feel connection with you.

• I am not a Mathematician? But I think We are perfect Match.

• Hey are you a time? Because I am getting lost in you.

• Just think If I am the Camera and I just wanna see you smile.

• If you have a laptop, Dump it, Because I wanna be it for you.

• Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven.

• Do you want to dance or Should we get extra close at my place later.

• There is a clearance sale going on at my home, Cloths are 100% off.\

• Did you just come out of the Oven? Because you are Hot.

• I can't taste my lips, Can you do it for me.

• Do you I am magician, Because I can stop your periods for 9 months.

• I bought  you a dictionary, since you add so meaning to my life.

• Are you a Hotspot? Because I have intention to connect with you.

• Are You a Oreo? because I want to split the biscuits and lick the cream between them.

• Are you parents bakers? Because you are a cutiepie.

• Attention starts with A, beautiful starts B but Why love not starts with L, Its starts with You.

• This must be Museum because You are work of Art.

• Hey Cutie I forgot your name, Can I call you Mine.

• I don't think I want your babies, but I wouldn't mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

• Can I follow you? Because My parents told me that " Always follow your Dreams".

• Your future is very Bright, More than Sunlight, But don't out at night without Torch light.

• You are so Fine that I forgot my pickup line.

• Will you be my mobile so I can be your charger.

• My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in your eyes.

• I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

• Are you my specs, because without you I can't see my mobile.

• Always thought happiness starts with H < But it looks like it starts with U.

• Do you mind If I finish cherry on the top? I am not a Genie.

• I am lost? Can You me direction to your heart.

• What’s a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

• Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

• Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

• Are you a charger?  Because I am dying without you.

• You look so good; I wanna kiss your lips and move up to your belly button.

• I’m so hungry for chicken, do you have any? No? What about cock?

• Why your lips tastes like sugar, I am sugar addict.

• Are you siri? Because you autocomplete me.

• There is 24 alphabet, But I choose U.

• I guarantee you, I am not flirting with you, I am just being extra nice to someone who is more attractive.

• Is your dad an artist? Because you are an masterpiece.

• Are you a Time Traveler? Because I can see you in my Future.

• I still get Butterfly in my Stomach, When I see you.

• Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

• Biscuits get melted when dipped in Milk, But babe I just got melted with even getting dipped.

• If I was a Snowflake I would definitely fall for you.

• Okay let's toss the Coin, If head I am yours, If  Tails you are Mine.

• If you are Vegetable, You would be a Cutecumber.

• I have a 70 ways to keep you Happy, First is love another one is 69.

• I am having sleeping by myself, Can you help?

• Are you a Perfume? Because I want to add your fragrance one me.

• Do you have a Pet? Because seeing you has given me a whole new leash on life.

• Kiss me If I am wrong but Dinosaurs are still exist, Right?

• Are you a Onion? Because I want to remove your all layers.

• Can you count the Star that much Cute You are.

• You spend so much time in my Mind, I should charge you rent.

• Do I know You? Oh sorry It's just that you look like my next Girlfriend.

• Are you a Chocolate? Because I love to take a bite from you.

• I think I saw you on Spotify. You were the hottest single.

• I hope you know CPR, Because You just took my breath away.

• Are you pillow? Because I wanna hug you while sleeping.

• Are you Toilet Paper? Cause I can't get enough of you.

• Is there an Airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

• Do you drink Soda? Because You look So-da-licious.

• You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My face.

• Your lips looks \so lonely? Would they like to meet mine.

• Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

• More you Bright I will be blind in Your Brightness.

• Are you good at Boxing? Because you like Knockout.

• Are you a Pencil? Because You are scribbling my attention.

• You are not my Number one? You are my Only one.

• If you were Hamburger at McDonald's, You would be the McGorgeous.

• Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

• If I could rearrenge the alphabets, I'd put U and I together.

• You said you loved Darkness? Could be us storm of dark clouds.

• Is you name is "No One"? Because No One is Perfect.

• Is right leg made up of Chocolate and Right Leg with Caramel Because I can see most sweetest thing between them.

• I didn't even[played cards but somehow I pulled a Queen.