funny captions for freinds

• Friendship is finding that special someone you can enjoy being a dumbass with.
• Finding friend with some mental disorder is Priceless.
• Don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship! 
• You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
• A friend is someone who listens your bullshits, tells you that it is bullshit and listens some more.
• I love you because we hate the same stuff.
• Spend time with people who are good for your mental health.
• True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
• We do not gossip, we distribute vital information.
• If any friend send you my ugly selfies, his/her friendship is real.
• I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.
• I never let my best friend do stupid things… alone.
• Dirty minded friends make life more memorable.
• Dear bestie you are my cute little monkey and I love you.
• Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.